‘The Hook Up Truck’ hits the streets of San Francisco this weekend

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At one point in time, around the dirty 60s, sex literally happened right on the streets of San Francisco.

This weekend, it will happen again — but in a delivery van.

The brainchild of artist Spy Emerson, the “Hook-Up Truck” is a box truck, a mobile hotel room almost, available for short-term rentals.

It’s not for hook-up cable — it’s for laying it.

The Hook-Up truck – a conceptual “art” installation consisting of a box truck converted to a sex suite on wheels, including temperature controls, birth control, safe sex accouterments, and a camera option, in case you and yours decide to make the escapade a YouTube sensation, is finally open for service the weekend of May 2nd and 3rd.

If you’re worried about germs, you’re probably not even considering sex in a truck, but in case you’re only kind of a perv — the place is super tidy.

“The room is designed with cleanliness in mind,” Emerson told CBS Local in San Francisco. “I’ve created a very minimalist room. Everything is wiped down and cleaned before and after every person. It’s probably cleaner than the BART or any public toilet you’ve used.”

Sadly, he’s probably right.

[via CBS Local]

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