Katherine Webb and A.J. McCarron got a reality show because ‘MERICA

America: land of the free, home of colossally stupid people getting reality shows and UGH, I hate you all. Katherine Webb and A.J. McCarron are attempting what I call the “Kardashian.” Which frankly could mean two things: 1) A Katherine Webb sex tape 2) A Katherine Webb-A.J. McCarron reality show. Sadly, it’s the second. Sorry for that teaser. I’m the worst.

Katherine Webb and A.J. McCarron

According to Laurie Webb, the show will focus on the wedding planning, leading up to the wedding ceremony itself being televised. While a group of producers is currently working on the show, no network has been chosen to air the program yet.

Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. You’re recording a reality show in hopes someone will pick it up? Seriously, that’s the most ‘MERICA thing ever. But let me be the first to say that Guyism’s happy to air it for you—on our YouTube channel—with me screaming WORLDSTAR over and over again. Because trust me, no one wants to hear Katherine Webb talk. They just want to see her boobs. I know that because I was the internet’s foremost authority on Splash. And I wrote a lot of words about Katherine Webb and her rise to stardom and nobody read it. And then I posted this screencap and SURPRISE, a half-million views.

Katherine Webb boobs

Moral of the story: Boobs