KFC selling edible chicken prom corsages because that kid obesity thing is totally under control


For the prom date who has everything except early onset diabetes — the edible prom corsage from KFC.

Restaurant chain, and killers of many chickens, KFC has teamed up with a florist in Kentucky to develop a prom corsage featuring baby’s breath flowers and an original crispy drumstick.

The corsage retails for $20 and comes with a $5 coupon for a drumstick in any flavor and a pamphlet about the early warning signs that you might be fat, diabetic, and will need to get some toes chopped off.

Unfortunately, the deal is only for people living in Kentucky. Also unfortunate is that people still live in Kentucky.

Just in time for prom, KFC unveils edible chicken corsage [TODAY]