Let’s just enjoy this ‘Machete Kills’ poster

Machete Kills

Open Road Films


It has Sofia Vergara’s breasts turned into machine guns. Life is good again. Machete was fun, but from what we’re hearing Robert Rodriguez is totally ramping up the craziness for the sequel. The titular knife-named hero is tasked by the President to eliminate a crazed billionaire who is working with terrorists to start World War III. The cast is a veritable Who’s Who of Hispanic Hollywood – in addition to star Danny Trejo, the flick also features Jessica Alba, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Michelle Rodriguez, Edward James Olmos, Alexa Vega… and Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara, who is featured in this new poster. Her lovely sweatermeats are here turned into weapons of mass destruction, unloading hot lead in the direction of your male gaze. Machete Kills opens on September 13th.