Logan Morrison says the Marlins don’t cheat because they suck

Going into last night’s game, the Marlins had not scored since July 14th, a streak of 37 innings—an amazing run of offensive ineptitude. A beat writer asked Logan Morrison about Ryan Braun and cheating in baseball. Morrison responded in kind:


Ladies and gentleman, your 2013 Miami Marlins. They suck and they know it. We can, however, happily report that they scored 2 runs in the first inning of last night’s game, ending the drought.