Man creepily narrates umpire getting hit in testicles

Umpire John Hirschbeck got hit in the testicles last night with a fastball. It wasn’t a graze or a little poke, it was a straight-on nuke to his nuts. One man narrated the whole thing. It’s a bit disturbing.

I laugh when people get hit in the twig and berries but I’m not sure I’ve ever said, “OH YES” multiple times in a creepy rapist voice. It’s not tantric sex bro, take it down a notch.