If Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Was Actually About Anacondas It Would Sound A Little Something Like This


It’s a pretty reasonable question to posit: what if Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ was actually about anacondas, and not her big ‘ol booty?

The anaconda is a pretty fascinating creature. While it’s not the largest snake in the world, that honor goes to the reticulated python, it is counted amongst the largest snakes in the world. It’s a nonvenomous snake who gets by on suffocating its prey to death, and with each kill it levels the fuck up on its way to being able to take down animals the size of small cows.

So, what if Nicki Minaj’s song was both educational and entertaining? Well, it’s sound a little like this new ditty from CollegeHumor:

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