When Scholars Look Back At What Cause The Decline Of Civilization They Will Blame This, The Human Hamster Wheel
Mark your calendars bros, because when future scholars look back at what exactly caused human civilization to crumble they will note the invention of the ‘Human Hamster Wheel’ as the catalyst.
Do we need a human hamster wheel? No.
Do we want a human hamster wheel? Definitely not.
Tough shit. It exists. And Mashable is already calling it the ‘Ultimate Standing Desk‘ in what I can only assume is an effort to make my blood boil.
Have we domesticated ourselves? Is this the end of civilization as we know it? I think the answer to both question is a resounding YES. But for now, I’m going to stare at that jackass on the hamster wheel over and over and over again in animated GIF form…
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