This Bear Would Kick Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Ass In One-On-One Combat
This bear is straight up dangerous with a bo staff. In fact, I’d take this bear in a fight over any one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
In a matchup of Donatello and his bo staff vs this bear I’d take this bear any day of the week. For starters, he’s bigger, and he’s not using ooze to juice. Obviously we’d be PED testing them pre-fight, so Donatello would probably get DQ’d anyways, so this hypothetical bout is all for naught anyways.
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