This guy is wayyyy too into his hooker as she’s interviewed by the BBC

If you’re buying a hooker (not that any of you upstanding gents would ever do that), try to remember it’s a business transaction. Otherwise you may look incredibly awkward like this guy with a hooker in a Louis Theroux BBC documentary.

I like how honest she is in the sitdown interview after this awkward exchange with the guy. He’s basically a case study in how it’s still possible to creep someone out even if they may occasionally get peed on for a living. A stream of asparagus urine won’t awkwardly stroke your hair and pretend like he didn’t just pay you $200 for a hand job, or so I’m told.