This Rocky impostor almost fooled me

I was in Philly for the first time over the weekend. I’ll skip the stories about my cheesesteak eating and just go ahead and talk about my encounter with its most legendary resident, Rocky Balboa and wait, that’s not Rocky…YOU FAKER!

This guy was just hanging out at the Rocky statue asking people if they wanted photos with “the real Philadelphia Rocky.” I don’t want to alarm him or anything but the real Rocky wouldn’t…

1) Wear jorts
2) Wear a shirt that says ‘Rocky’
3) Charge $20 to take a photo with him

So, in summary, fake Rocky is the worst. Bye.