You’ve been eating chicken wings wrong this whole time

The Super Bowl is just around the corner, and you don’t want embarrass yourself by eating chicken wings like an idiot. Professional Eater Crazy Legs Conti demonstrates the proper way to engulf baby chicken appendages.

This is a re-hashing of what we learned from Pat Bertoletti last year, but the constructive criticism of the research assistants was much needed. It’s also important to note though that while drummettes have a smaller meat-to-bone ratio, they’re also bigger so you get more meat. I’d rather have a 100-proof whiskey than an 80-proof whiskey, but I’ll take a case of 80 over a bottle of 100.