Newly Purchased $410K House Is Infested With Snakes, Owners Worried One Of These Snakes Will Snuggle Their Daughter

A couple in Maryland is suing their realtor for $2 million after buying a home in Annapolis back in December, moving their family in (4-year-old son and 9-month-old daughter) only to find that the entire house is crawling in gigantic snakes and covered in old snakeskin. Finding snakes in their Annapolis home measuring up to 7-feet in length, the couple is worried that one of these snakes will somehow mistake their human child for ‘vermin’ and post up in the baby’s crib for snuggle time. This is a supposed real fear of theirs, that snakes will cuddle their child. So naturally they’re suing to get out of the house.

The realtor is their next door neighbor? And the realtor’s mother used to own the house? Seems sketchy to me.

WUSA9 reports:

A younger Maryland couple recently purchased an Annapolis home looking to settle down in the same neighborhood where one of the two spouses grew up.

Now they have been forced to move out and are suing their Realtor for $2 million after discovering the home they recently purchased is infested with snakes, the couple told WUSA9.

“Once we found three and the size of them, of course your emotions are going crazy. We’ve kind of settled our fears by talking to the experts but my first quest was, help me emotionally, just tell me that this snake would never have mistaken our four-month-old baby for a vermin and curled up in the crib with her,” said Jody Brooks.

They asked after hearing certain rumors but never received pest control documents‘…’After gutting the house they discovered highways the snakes would use to get around the house‘….What in the actual fuck, realtor? You’re about to be $2 million in the hole.

The snakes? Rat snakes, which I actually had as a pet back in elementary school (by choice). I could imagine they’d be miserable to have in your home when it wasn’t by choice. It should be noted that they are NOT poisonous (to humans), and actually keep the vermin away.