If Your Boss Ever Makes You Rap In A Training Video Like This One, You’re Absolutely Allowed To Burn The Store Down

Imagine working in this shit hole, showing up for work one more, and being told you have to be in a terrible commercial for the place or lose your job.

Fuck it, I’d quit on the spot and break everything in the store. This is cruel and unusual punishment. Unfair working conditions. It’s got to be breaking more than a few labor laws. Not to mention it’s about as entertaining as warm shit in a Ziploc bag.

Selling is service and service is selling and this is a service revolver and I’m blasting the faces off every porcelain doll in the fucking store if this video hits the internet.

Which mentally handicapped person is your favorite? I’m either leaning leather jacket pedophile or the girl who doesn’t give a hot shit about the job or video so she’s wearing glasses and reading off a script.

I hope this store burns to the ground and the employees dance on the ashes like this….

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.