Cherish it, bros. You just witnessed the moment a pants-dumping, tantrum-throwing virgin became a man. Completely LeBroned adolescence and jumped straight to adulthood. I’d bet my finest pair of jean cargo shorts that below that onesie lies falcon’s nest of chest hair and a sleeve of arm tats. Hell, this baby probably fucked my ex on the back of his motorcycle while smoking a cigarette. That would suck.
Don’t force me into a situation I don’t want to be in, dude. They call me ‘Warm Milk’ because one shot in the mouth, I’ll put you to sleep. Real talk.
Stay in your lane and we won’t have problems.