Baby Crying Like A Lil Bitch Immediately Toughens Up When He Hears The ‘Star Wars’ Imperial March

Cherish it, bros. You just witnessed the moment a pants-dumping, tantrum-throwing virgin became a man. Completely LeBroned adolescence and jumped straight to adulthood. I’d bet my finest pair of jean cargo shorts that below that onesie lies falcon’s nest of chest hair and a sleeve of arm tats. Hell, this baby probably fucked my ex on the back of his motorcycle while smoking a cigarette. That would suck.

Don’t force me into a situation I don’t want to be in, dude. They call me ‘Warm Milk’ because one shot in the mouth, I’ll put you to sleep. Real talk.

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Stay in your lane and we won’t have problems.

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