The New Batman Roller Coaster Just Opened At Six Flags And I Wouldn’t Wish It On My Worst Enemy


The new Batman roller coaster opened up at Six Flags Fiesta Texas last week and you guys should watch the video while I wait for you by the cotton candy stand. No bro, go ahead. I prefer to be spinning or dropping. But when you add the two, I’d really just be better off tucking my dick between my legs and taking leisurely ride on the carousel like the Beta male I am.

But you, you enjoy yourselves out there.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.