A bunch of sexperts shared their very best sex tips, and if you’re a bro who 1) likes to have sex and 2) wants to get better at sex than I’d go ahead and grab a pencil now if I were you, that way you can take notes of everything you read below.
What does it take to become a ‘sexpert’? Well, for starters you need to be having lots and lots of sex. Then during your sexploration you need to take note of which moves worked and which ones didn’t. Once armed with all your newfound carnal knowledge you then must go out into the world and share your sex tips far and wide, spreading joy from sea to shining sea.
Enough about sexperts though. Frankly I’m not even sure what that rant was about in the first place. Let’s get to the best sex advice on the Internet, shall we? Some of these are pretty graphic, potentially NSFW, so know that you’ve been forewarned.
Light bondage. You learn a lot about your partner and what works when they have control for a bit.
I probably couldn’t ever bring myself to try this one, but to each his own.
No joke, as a dude, getting your prostate stimulated. I am just about as heterosexual as a guy can be, but having my wife stick a finger in my asshole while she’s giving me a blow job is the best thing ever. We have even added a small butt plug into our sexy times on occasion, and it’s fucking amazing as well. For her and me.
My lady friend goes insane whenever I tell her to lay still in bed and let me massage her with some cream or whatever similar. Whenever she gets frisky I swat her hands or hold her still, upping the tone of the massage slowly, teasing her but without penetrating her in any way. That until she just loses her shit and jumps me like a rabid monkey. I think that nothing gets a woman horny faster than not letting her do what she wants with you
A whole lotta butt stuff in these ‘best sex tips’…huh?
Having a tongue inserted into your anus and wiggled around enthusiastically.
If you’re not familiar with the ‘grapefruit’ move you can go ahead and Google it yourself.
Grapefruit your man
Licking a woman’s butt hole. It’s a great experience especially after a nice clean shower. Their reactions are fantastic, and if you like getting a rise out of your partner this is the way to do it.
(1) Gag (2) handcuffs (3) vibrator
Seriously, SO MUCH butt stuff!
For the ladies: anal.
Am a lady. With the right partner, with good lube and patience, you can have mind blowing orgasms rubbing your clit while being fucked in the ass. It’s amazing.
69 I’m amazed that I know people who have never done it. My favorite position.
Sex in the woods. Up against a tree or on top of rocks. If you’re a little bruised/scratched, it’s a delicious little reminder 🙂
Light choking is surprisingly nice
And last but not least, this one’s fairly raunchy and graphic so I took the liberty of censoring it just a little bit:
I realize that any reference to your “move” makes you sound like an idiot… but I have a new move.
If you’re having sex without a condom and intend on pulling out, pull out a little bit earlier. While you’re finishing the job on yourself, keep your stuff really close to hers. Basically, while I’m jerking myself off, the back of my hand (my knuckles, really) are rubbing her p***y.
I have started doing this with the last two girls I’ve been with. Both will *orgasm* virtually every time, one of them gushes. It’s a good way to get simultaneous orgasms.
There are a whole bunch of tips over on the AskReddit thread that I didn’t include here, so if you’re interested in learning more you can follow any one of those links above and click on over to Reddit!
As always I invite you bros that fancy yourselves ‘sexperts’ to share your knowledge in the comment section below, if you think you’ve got some tips that can change people’s lives.