A Dude Who Really Wanted To Steal A Bike Chopped Down A Whole Dang Tree Just To Get It
As Al Pacino said in Any Given Sunday, it’s the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that bike. Or inch. Whatever.
I’m sure lots and lots of bike thieves wanted this bike. But the only person who wound up with it? The guy who was willing to tear himself and everyone else around him to pieces for that bike. They guy who was going to chop down a tree for that bike.
And guess what. He got it.
Imagine coming back to your bike, only to see that. You’d just have to tip your cap.
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