Birthday Boy Absolutely Scorched By Cake Candles Is Must-See Cinema

Dude, you’re a grown ass man holding a fleet of balloons. Physics didn’t do this, God did this.

But let’s see how the birthday boy’s friends treated him after his entire head went up in flames like a campfire marshmallow held by an easily distracted Boy Scout.


“Should we Instagram this??”

Looks like you need new friends, bro. And a fire extinguisher.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.