Dude, you’re a grown ass man holding a fleet of balloons. Physics didn’t do this, God did this.
But let’s see how the birthday boy’s friends treated him after his entire head went up in flames like a campfire marshmallow held by an easily distracted Boy Scout.
HOLY SHIT HE’S DEAD.
“Should we Instagram this??”
Looks like you need new friends, bro. And a fire extinguisher.