(Ex) Boyfriend Of The Year Hangs On Girlfriend’s Moving Car To Avoid Being Dumped

Chivalry ain’t dead and surprisingly, neither is this dude.

In a heroic last-ditch effort to save an obviously tumultuous relationship, this knight in shining armor risks his life and his dignity when he hangs from the hood of his spiteful lovers sedan.

Love will make you do crazy things. Like that time I went to Paint Night with my girlfriend and pretended to enjoy it. Or that time I skipped out on an opportunity to sit in a luxury box at a Patriots game because of a six month anniversary. Not a year, six months. Half of a year. The Patriots lost the game that day, and my presence could have changed the outcome. Instead I was eating a fleet of sushi at her favorite restaurant. I fucking hate sushi.

So whether you think this guy’s a lunatic or just a hopeless romantic, this apologetic act is much more impressive than the $5.99 wilted roses you picked up at the grocery store for missing your girls birthday. Respect, bro.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.