Bro Meets Dimepiece On The Bus, Gets Her Number, Quickly Finds Out ‘These Hoes Ain’t Loyal’

Nobody can be trusted, least of all strangers you meet on a bus. This bro shared his story of meeting a straight up smokeshow on a city bus and getting her number only to learn the true meaning of Chris Brown’s now infamous saying ‘these hoes ain’t loyal’. I don’t want to give away too much about this bro’s story, so let’s get to reading before we talk about how awful human beings can be.

TIFU by flirting with a girl on a bus… by archilius777:

I am a 21 year old guy. Today I was returning home from a dinner party when along the way I met this girl on the bus.
Before moving ahead, let me bring to light the fact that she is very good looking (drop dead gorgeous if I may say so).
So we were standing on the bus, due to the lack of empty seats and she was right behind me. For some reason, the driver braked hard and we were all pushed ahead. The girl almost fell on me and I picked her up and asked her if she was okay. She smiled and replied that she was and we got talking about stuff. She was a student and so was I and we both talked a bit about studies and all. We flirted a bit and hit it off; and also exchanged numbers. I was happy about being so lucky…
After a great time I arrived at my stop and bid adieu to her and said I will keep in touch. She smiled and waved me goodbye and I got down.
I started walking home from the stop, feeling lucky about having met this absolute stunner of a woman… Then out of habit I checked my back pocket.
My wallet was gone.
(For those wondering, I tried the number and it was a hoax..)

Now let’s take a look at some of Chris Brown’s lyrics from ‘Loyal’….

[Hook — Chris Brown:]
When a rich nigga want you
And your nigga can’t do nothing for ya
These hoes ain’t loyal
These hoes ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Bridge — Chris Brown:]
Just got rich
Took a broke nigga’s bitch
I can make a broke bitch rich
But I don’t fuck with broke bitches

It’s just not right, bros. I for one want to live in a world where it’s perfectly acceptable to flirt with a complete stranger who’s flirting with you and not have any fear that your wallet’s about to get jacked. It’s bad enough that we still live in a world where there’s societal pressure for men to pick up the checks and everything isn’t split 50/50, now bros are getting their wallets swiped on buses?!?!

Cass Anderson avatar
Cass Anderson is Editor-in-Chief of BroBible. He graduated from Florida State University, has been to more Phish concerts than he’d like to admit.