You don’t need to be smart, charistmatic, witty or even alive with a beating pulse to get laid off of Tinder, you just need to be hot. That’s it. If you’re the reincarnation of Einstein but you’ve got the face of…well, Einstein – you’re going to have a bad time. If you’ve got the body of The Rock, the face of Liam and Chris Hemsworth mushed together but are the mental equivalent of a bag of dicks — you’re going to get laid. A lot (aka have a great time).
Sadly, I can’t tell you what this guy looks like…but he’s probably at least an 8 outta 10. Don’t try this if you don’t measure up to those standards.