Worst Parents Ever Name Son ‘Bud Weisser,’ Of Course He Breaks Into Budweiser Brewery And Gets Arrested

A man named “Bud Weisser” broke into a Budweiser brewery, fulfills his destiny.

From Fox 2 Now:

Bud Weisser, 19, was placed under arrest for trespassing at the Budweiser Brewery located at 9th and Arsenal in St. Louis.

Police say Weisser entered a secured area at the brewery at after 6pm on Thursday. Security officers told him to leave and called police after an altercation.

Weisser was taken into police custody. He was issued summonses for trespassing and resisting arrest.

This is not Bud Weisser’s first run in with the law. He snuck into a gas station in August 2014. Police saw him climbing out of a shattered window in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry road. Weisser escaped after a chase.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s crazy that a man named Bud Weisser would stumble upon a Budweiser brewery. However, the real criminal in this situation is the turdhole parents.

You’re not exactly giving your child a leg up in life or in future employment by naming him “Bud Weisser,” unless he is going to work for Budweiser (Which doesn’t seem very likely after this infraction). It’s not like these irresponsible parents didn’t know about Budweiser. I could see the Julio family naming their child “Don” because they were not aware that there was a delicious tequila named “Don Julio.” I could even see the Walker family naming their child “Johnnie,” and not realizing that there is a delightful Scotch whiskey already named “Johnnie Walker.” But to name your son Bud Weisser is some flat-out negligent shit. Doctors should have notified child services the moment that they saw that the horrible mother and father actually named their son “Bud Weisser” and it was actually on the birth certificate.

This poor fella is never had a chance after being named after a beer. Just a lifetime of mockery and shit-poor Budweiser puns. He is a product of his shitty environment. His parents are to blame. I hope they’re proud of themselves.