Can You Find The Goddamn Cat In This Goddamn Stack Of Wood Because It Took Me More Goddamn Time Than It Should Have

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This may be the first time I’ve ever been upset about not being able to find a cat, but here we are. I eventually found it after 3 minutes and 21 seconds (yeah I timed it) and when I found it, I felt like Stevie Wonder crossed with Brendan Dassey. A blind idiot. That’s what I felt like. Not a good feeling.

I take it you’ve found that little fucker?

No?

Giving up when things get hard? You’re in good company brah.

I need to create just a

little

more

space

I

have

a

micropenis

I mean. uh….

HERE’S THE CAT:

Truer words have never been spoken.

[h/t Metro]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.