Justin Bieber, Chris Christie, And Hilary Clinton Get Roasted In This Hilarious Installment Of ‘The Desk’


You wake up in the morning, pour yourself a cup of coffee, and get today’s news from the New York Times or the Washington Post.  I respect that. That’s noble. But when I wake up in the morning, or mid-afternoon, I pour myself a shot of whiskey, and wait for the news to be given to me in joke form. You hear “Chris Christie is ready to run for President” and I hear “Chris Christie, presidential candidate, is still shaped like the Nutty Professor.” Same news, different interpretation. I am you and you are me. We should grab a coffee sometime. An Irish Coffee, of course.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.