Watch This College Chick Completely Blow Off This Kid…Until She Thinks He’s Famous


Protip: If you ever get blown off by some random girl, hire people to come up and geek out all over yourself like you’re famous or something. If this video is accurate, she’ll go from ice queen to all up on your dick in 10 seconds flat. It’s actually kind of sad, but shallow is as shallow does.

Oh, and question: why is this girl wearing a belly shirt in the middle of the day on campus? That’s walk of shame attire right there, go home and change your clothes ya filthy hobo.