Girl Details Her Tinder Date With Martin Shkreli And It’s Confirmed: Chicks Dig Douchebags
32-year-old Martin Shkreli became America’s most hated man almost entirely due to his extremely punchable face. We tried to pretend we cared about him raising the price of a drug we’ve never heard of for a disease we’ll never have, but make no mistake, that smug “teacher, you forgot to give us homework” face is the genesis of our vitriol. That face is the human equivalent of a fedora. Don’t get me wrong, we all rightfully and honestly condemned him for his ruthless price gouging, but Chipotle charging $2.50 extra for a shot of guacamole is comparably as deplorable. And at least Martin has never directly caused me to shit my pants.
What’s the man like behind the punchable face?
Shkreli’s opening line:
“I’m that guy who has been in the news lately.”
That comment is dripping with sex. Cryptic yet powerful. This dude just raised his value 5,000%. He’s the best at that.
In order to avoid being catfished, Collier asked for some evidence that the person she was corresponding with was THE pharma douche.
I still thought I was being cat-fished, but we exchanged numbers and he promptly sent me a selfie along with photos of his credit card and driver’s license. I was tempted to ask for the security code on the back of the card, but instead told him that he should probably stop texting pictures of his identification to strangers on the Internet.