This Guy Allegedly Offered A Woman $3 And A Chicken Dinner In Exchange For Sex And I Can’t See Why She Declined

by 6 years ago

Click Orlando

If you’ve looked at my Twitter lately (which I’m sure most of you haven’t because hopefully you have better things to do), you’ll know that I’m poor and hungry.



So while I can’t say for sure that I’d have dirty hooker sex with a random man who offered me $3 and a chicken dinner, I can say that I’d definitely take $3 and a chicken dinner as payment for something else that involves less penis. Just think of all the things you can buy with $3! I could get 3 McDoubles before tax, or I could get a few candy bars, or I could even get 3 boxes of shitty store brand mac and cheese! Come to think of it, I could mix my chicken dinner with my mac and cheese and eat like a king for a day.

So my question is…if you’re a hooker why the fuck would you turn down $3 and a chicken dinner??

Oh, because she was actually an undercover police officer who isn’t a broke hobo scrounging around for food and singles? That’s a good reason, I guess.

A Melbourne man offered to pay an undercover female police officer $3 and a chicken dinner in exchange for sex, according to police.

Steven Torres, 32, was arrested Thursday in Sanford on charges of soliciting prostitution.
According to police, Torres was one of seven men arrested during a Sanford police prostitution sting.

The officer posed as a prostitute near South 27th Street and South Orlando Drive, police said. Torres agreed to exchange chicken and cash for sex after a brief conversation, police said.

Via Click Orlando

Torres was later taken to jail but released on bond and will be arraigned on December 1st. No word yet on whether he’s paying his defense lawyer in singles and chicken.

[H/T Death and Taxes and Click Orlando, image via Click Orlando]

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