Chubbies Made A Men’s Synchronized Swimming Video And It’s Better Than Anything You’ll See In The Olympics

Gotta love this video from Chubbies. They have a great point — Why is there no men’s synchronized swimming? Isn’t it sexist that the sport is only open to females in 2016? Shouldn’t fat dudes with dad bods like me be able to rock nose plugs, a swimmer cap, and a Speedo to do water acrobatics? I’m a goddamn good swimmer and, like these Chubster, I should get a shot in the pool to prove that dudes can  synchronize swim too. I’d one-up this perfect 10 performance by adding in burrito-eating.

Men’s synchronized swimming needs to be a thing. If the IOC isn’t going to listen, we’ll just have to create our own damn Olympics. A beer Olympicscomplete with a regulatory body and host countries.

Squad goals… Recreate this men’s synchronized swimming video this weekend.

[H/T: Kevin]

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