College Student Arrested After Literally Going All ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ On His Date

It’s starting already. Bros are seeing Fifty Shades Of Grey and going all whips and ball gags on women without asking. It was BOUND to happen HEEYYOOOO!

A freak at the University of Illinois Chicago was charged with sexual assault after trying to recreate a scene from Fifty with a girl he was hooking up with.

Mohammad Hossain, freshman studying bio-nuclear engineering at UIC, committed the crime on Saturday, Feb. 21, after bringing a 19-year-old female, also a UIC student, to his dorm room.

The two had previously been intimate, said Assistant State’s Attorney Sarah Karr.

Prosecutors said Hossain bound the female’s hands and legs and covered her mouth with a necktie, which was then followed by hitting her with a belt. The woman cried asking Hossain to stop multiple times.

Authorities say Houssain started punching the victim, which then led to sexually assaulting her.

Alright, look, there’s a difference between “getting kinky” and just being an asshole. I haven’t seen the movie or read the book but I doubt there’s any punching going on. [Googles] There’s no punching going on! Cool it with the fists, jerks. It’s foreplay not MMA.

[H/T: USA Today]