Zeke For President 2060!
At some point in all of our lives every kid has probably wanted to be President of the United States. But poor little Zeke, he wanted to be President in 2016 and now that Chipotle elitist Hillary Clinton has gone and crushed his hopes and dreams.
I have to admit, after hearing Zeke’s platform as to why he wants to be President – mostly based around “playing” and “toys” – I think I might have voted for him over Hillary Clinton if he were eligible. Not to mention, the sheer passion that he shows… if only more Presidential candidates wanted it SO bad people might actually be more interested in who we elect every four years.
Adding the pacifier to the mix was just pure marketing gold, by the way.