Dan Bilzerian Celebrated His 35th Birthday With A Half-Naked Maid And Oh Ya, A Cake
Dan Bilzerian celebrated his birthday yesterday in typical Bilzerian fashion: with a chick he’ll probably never see again and a cake he’ll probably be too fucked up to eat.
I wonder if Bilzerian’s thought about his future. Don’t get me wrong, banging college-aged chicks on a billion foot yacht while rubbing one hundred dollar bills on his nipples must be outrageously satiating to a point. But will Danny ever seek true love? Will he ever find that groupie who stimulates his soul, makes him want to do paint night and watch Orange is the New Black? For a man who has virtually everything, does he ever stop to think of what he’s missing?
The answer is probably best given in picture form.
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So I guess Draft Kings figured they hadn't spent enough money running commercials so they gave me 250k to spend on a 3 day Cabo trip hosted by a bunch of models, I usually spend 150k for 4-5 days, so it will be a bit of a challenge to spend it, but I'm sure I can find a way.
Hell, love is just a phase anyway.