Genius Creates Dating Website With Only One Male Profile: Himself

What’s a guy to do if he’s a 25-year-old bartender in NYC who can’t get laid? Turn to online dating of course.

And I know what you’re saying here: ‘Cass, how the heck can a bartender in NYC not get laid?’ and I’m just as confused as you, but this is a very real reality for Brandon Scott Wolf, creator of of the website ‘‘.

The story goes that Brandon is a 25-year-old bartender living in NYC, he tried Tinder, Grindr, eHarmony and all the others without any luck. So in order to take the destiny of his penis in his own hands, he created his very own dating website ‘’ and it only has ONE male profile: himself.

In order for the ladies to sign up to ‘Date Brandon Scott Wolf’ they can create a profile here, requiring them to fill out a virtual litmus test, then write a 500-1000 word essay on “discuss an accomplishment or event, formal or informal, that marked your transition from childhood to adulthood within your culture, community, or family.” At the time of writing this I’ve spoken with Brandon Scott Wolf and he’s received “over 125” entries to date Brandon Scott Wolf.

And though Brandon Scott Wolf is actually a stand-up comedian who contributes to SNL’s ‘Weekend Update’ and a regular at the Upright Citizens Brigade, this is all VERY REAL….Real, and an idea each and every bro looking for love wishes he came up with himself.

And while this is all obviously some elaborate ruse to launch his career, it’s still a novel idea, and bros could definitely get laid doing this. His forced on-camera awkwardness won’t stand in the way of tens of vaginas being thrown at him after this video/site hits mainstream…Because at the end of the day it’s a good fucking idea.

Tip of the hat to ‘Elite Daily‘ for finding and sharing this project from the aspiring comedian.