Redditor Rxero13‘s baby is an axe murderer in the making. The writing is already on the wall and all over the tub. As cute as she may be, make no mistake, she’ll cut you while looking you dead in the eye as the blade pierces your kidney. Don’t believe me? What kind of sociopath kid has a blue rubber ducky? A serial killer, that’s who.
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[h/t The Chive]