Good Dog Could Not Be Happier When Its Owner Dresses Up As Its Favorite Toy For Halloween

by 1 year ago

Imagine the all-encompassing joy. So pure, so real. The only way I could achieve this level of euphoria is if my buddy walked in dressed as my favorite thing: a life size brick of sticky weed. I’d jump on him and smoke his face and then probably get really hungry and demand he puts some food in my dog bowl. Preferably Totino’s pizza rolls. No joke that’s exactly what I’m doing this Halloween–getting baked off my ass, watching The Purge movies and eating pizza rolls. If that doesn’t sound like heaven to you, I’m sorry bro, we’re simply not meant to be friends.

I couldn’t help but notice the one mouth-breathing asshole who watched this video and was like “fuck that dog.”



Some men just want to watch the world burn…


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