I am so extremely grateful that I am a man because women have to deal with absolutely wretched and wicked men who do atrocious things to them in revenge. The worst a woman ever does in an explosive breakup is to burn your clothes or key your car, while it’s not very polite, it’s not fucking killing your dog and then feeding it to you for dinner. That is exactly what 34-year-old Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh of California did to his girlfriend in retaliation to her breaking up with him. However the GF had every reason to end the dysfunctional relationship because he assaulted her on various occasions. On one particular thrashing on Aug. 4 the victim suffered bruises and minor abrasions from an attack. Watendpaugh forbid her to leave and prevented her from fleeing on two occasions. Finally she escaped, but when she returned home her cute Pomeranian dog named “Bear” was missing. Despite the abuse she took the thug back and they reconciled in September. Watenpaugh promised he was changed man and even offered to cook her dinner. The woman told police that she later received a text from Watenpaugh asking her how her dog tasted because that was the key ingredient in the romantic dinner. Talk about makeup to breakup.
As if things couldn’t get any more barbaric, Watenpaugh arrived at the woman’s house at 1 a.m. in the morning and dropped off a small bag by her front door which contained… dog paws. What a fucking savage. How does one even do this? Pomeranians are just an adorable fuzzy round poof of adorableness. Thankfully Watenpauh was arrested last Wednesday and a search of his house turned up an AK-47 assault rifle and multiple high-capacity magazines. Watenpaugh was charged with domestic violence, false imprisonment, stalking and animal cruelty. Hopefully this animal gets locked up in jail for a very, very long time.