I’m of the opinion that if you’ve won 22 Olympic medals you can go ahead and do whatever the hell you want with the rest of your life, even if that includes paying a $900 “donation” to a dominatrix so that she’ll pee on you while you wear women’s underwear and jerk yourself off. Granted, that’s not exactly the traditional post-Olympic glory route that most athletes take, but who am I to judge? I’ve won exactly 0 gold medals excluding the 5 I got in kindergarten that were disappointingly made of chocolate. Kim Petro, 36, is of the same mindset as me, which makes sense considering she’s the dominatrix that claims Phelps paid her to pee on him.
“When he said drink some water before I get to the hotel, I knew what I was in for,” the fetish instructor dished to The National ENQUIRER in the ultimate kiss-and-tell interview. “I was going to go to the bathroom anyway — I figured I might as well get paid for it!”
Yes yes I know, The National Enquirer yadda yadda let’s all vomit together in a big group hug before continuing…except Petro passed a lie detector test in reference to her story, so she’s either a secret illuminati agent with years of training under her belt to help her pass polygraph tests, or she’s telling the truth. I wouldn’t be surprised if either were true.
She said the swimming champ responded to her ad posted online that teased: “All-natural, super busty fetish provider with all the right curves in all the right places. Time with me is time well spent. Nothing shocks me. Don’t be shy.”
Petro said Phelps made his first contact via a cellphone number that The ENQUIRER independently verified as belonging to the Olympic legend.
Phelps identified himself as “Fabian Marasciullo,” using the name of a Miami music figure associated with the swimming star’s rapper friend, Lil’ Wayne…
“He was definitely impressed with his body and showing off,” said Petro, adding that the pair smoked marijuana before Phelps dropped his gym shorts.
However, rather than wearing boxers or briefs or just going plain ol’ commando, Phelps was wearing skimpy women’s underwear. And why not? The dude’s already getting pissed on, might as well swing for the fences and take the story from bronze to gold.
“I got above him [on the bed] to do the ‘golden shower,’” said Petro, referring to the sexual fetish where one person urinates on another.
“After I was done, he asked if it was okay to [pleasure himself],” she said. “Of course, I’m going to bend the rules a little for a famous Olympian, so he pulled down his panties.”But Petro was in for another surprise: Phelps had a string tied around his private parts!
“I grabbed [the string] and pulled, and I also took out my breasts because he wanted to see them,” she said.
Petro goes on to say that she and Phelps “engaged in a sex-fueled fling before he checked into rehab last October.” It would appear that since then Phelps has (maybe) gotten his shit together, with him having announced his engagement to former Miss California Nicole Johnson last month.
Yeah…I’d say that’s an upgrade.
[H/T Radar Online, header image via Shutterstock]