DORITOS IS TEAMING WITH BUFFALO WILD WINGS WHICH MEANS DORITO-FLAVORED WINGS
Okay, here's the gist. From the New York Times:
PepsiCo is to announce on Thursday that it is unseating Coca-Cola as the beverage supplier to one of the nation’s hottest restaurant chains, Buffalo Wild Wings.
On the surface, that's one of the most boring sentences you've ever read (unless you are one of those obnoxious Diet Coke-people). But the deal means that Buffalo Wild Wings has access to all of Pepsi's line. Pepsi owns Doritos. NACHO CHEESE WINGS. COOL RANCH WINGS. SPICY NACHO WINGS.
Everything is motherfucking right in the world, again.