Drunk Girl Goes BALLISTIC On Uber Driver And Trashes His Car

We take you to Miami, Florida where this little firecracker of a girl exploded in a huge way. This “neurologist” who is “5-foot and weighs like 100 pounds” does an extreme amount of damage in her drunk rampage.

Here is the YouTube description of the pandemonium that this P.O.S. causes:

We were on the phone with this uber driver while he pulled up to our location. Out of nowhere the girl in the video gets in the backseat of his car and won’t get out. We told the driver it was ok, to just cancel our ride, but he did not want to take her anywhere so he kept telling her to get out.

Eventually the driver gets out and says he’s calling the cops to get her out of the car. After a couple of minutes of the driver pretending to talk to the cops (im assuming he was pretending because they never showed up at first), the girl decides to reach into the front seat, grab his keys, and start walking away with his keys in her hands…. That’s where the video starts…

The police finally showed up after this video ends. The girl was in a taxi cab about to leave when the showed up and they had to stand in front of the taxi and tell him to stop. The girl eventually got up from the area the cops had told her to sit and wait, and tried to walk away from the scene.

Once in handcuffs, she then tried kicking some of the police officers on the scene. It was only when they put her in the police car that she started crying, apologizing, and claiming that she would lose her medical license (she claimed to be a neurologist) if she got arrested.

The Uber driver was too good of a person and decided to take a cash settlement instead of pressing charges. In his words, “…she was crying (and) said (she) was sorry for everything.” I don’t want to disclose the amount the driver was paid, but can say he could only use the money to pay his cellphone bill and maybeee his cable bill.

You wouldn’t expect a person who allegedly has the discipline to become a neurologist reduce herself and so easily be unraveled and violent. Plus she has so much to lose if convicted of several serious crimes including assaulting a police officer.

The amount of patience displayed by this Uber driver is saintly. He some how was able to keep his composure despite this wretched human being trashing not only his car, but also his source of income. Fucking with people’s livelihood is inexcusable. And then for him to not press charges because she was crying and said she was sorry? Wow. Just wow. I feel like this is the type of woman who has gotten away with murder her entire life just by smiling and crying when she wants something.

I wouldn’t ever want to be attacked, but if I had my druthers, I would prefer to be assaulted by this little thing instead of being sucker punched from behind by that former Taco Bell employee.

[Reddit]

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