Are you so dumb that you’d not only drive drunk, but also plow head-first into a parked cop car while drunk? I hope not. I like to think that the people who read this site are of the highest intelligence and enjoy doing intellectual activities like reading Proust while drinking fancy wine and throwing out words like “aromatic” and “smorgasbord.” I might be a little out of touch, but none of you would do something stupid like this…right?
