Dude Beats The Bag Out Of Much Smaller Guy On The Metro But He Refuses To Tap Out

There’s a fine line between confidence and self-awareness, bros. This little guy kept going back to the well after David Ortiz made his skull leak. There’s something to be said for perseverance, but sometimes perseverance can cause you to have to eat through a straw and learn your own name again. Once you start bleeding out of your ears and you’re stumbling around like you’re fresh off a dizzy bat, you should probably collect all your chips and cash out. There are no victories left to be had for you. Take some advice from the dude who came in and confronted your opponent before calling an audible when he saw that your face was on some Walking Dead shit

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.