Ok, Naked Bike Ride Powers That Be, relax. If you couldn’t see this coming, then either you’re delusional or you’ve been neutered. I get a stiffy when I see ITT Tech ads on the subway, so if you throw a few naked chicks on bikes in my face, game over. I’d be urging drivers to ‘share the road’ with my woody. And to be honest, I doubt there’s room for the three of us.
But when a man, who apparently was one of the biggest members (pun intended) of his cycling club, participated in the World Naked Bike Ride in Kent, England with a chubby, he was escorted away from the race. The race takes place all over the world to bring exposure to the dangers cyclists face from cars.
According to a witness,
“Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight. It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much.”
Ride organizer Barry Freeman released the following statement,
“We do not accept this behaviour and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started.”
There’s only one thing worse than getting escorted out of a naked ride for getting a hard-on: no one noticing you have a hard-on.
Props, bro. Now go give that thing a tug or something.
[H/T LADbible]