Young Kobayashi Guzzles 7 McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes, Becoming Undisputed Champion Of St. Patty’s Day

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Let’s Recap:

Large McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes: 7
Calories: 5,740
Grams of Sugar: 805
Grams of Fat: 161
Bypass Surgeries: 3
Heavyweight Champions: 1

Downing the burger at the end may be the biggest Power Move of 2015.

This is how you make a fucking name for yourself.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.