Yikes. It looked like that dude was hammered enough already that a strong wind would have sent him to the ground, nevermind a cheap cold-cocking haymaker that this little bitch wallflower delivered.

According to Metro,

Footage shows Maxwell Banbury, 19, run up to Andrew Mason, 29, and punch him in the face.

He then downs the rest of his drink and leaves.

Mr Mason was left in a coma for ten days and is still suffering from neurological damage after the incident on March 15 at Fever & Boutique in Barnstaple, Devon (England).

Here is the face of the dude who exploded. Shirtless profile picture, never would have guessed.

Metro reports that Banbury was handed a 16-month prison sentence, suspended for two years, after admitting causing grievous bodily harm.

He also must complete 200 hours of unpaid community work and must pay £1,000 (about $1,500) compensation to Mr Mason when he appeared at Exeter Crown Court.

As the great Baz Luhrmann said in his inspirational Sunscreen Song, 

“Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.”

Enjoy your prison sentence, shithead.

[h/t Metro]