CRINGE: Dude Accidentally Sends Sappy Text Meant For His Girlfriend To His Bro Group Text

The distinctive difference between a guy group of friends and a girl group of friends is that the bro group exists solely to shit on one another. There is a positive correlation between the number of derogatory comments made in a group text and how tight-knit that group of friends is. Just this morning, I reamed my friend Tony out for hooking up with a girl who legit looked like Gary Busey back in HIGH SCHOOL. 10 years ago. I would die for Tony. But this broad’s O face was probably like:


Point is, all dudes need is one itty bitty reason to shit on one another and we fucking run with it. Oh, Dan got a bad haircut? Let’s remind him of it before his big date. Pat hasn’t paid for a drink at the bar since the Oakland Raiders made the playoffs? Fuck Pat, that stingy asshole. John sent a sappy message to the group text that was meant for his girlfriend?? Everyone join in on taking a watery dump on him. FUCK JOHN for finding his soul’s counterpart in another. You’re not supposed to be vulnerable, bro, YOU’RE A MAN! *Matt sobs quietly in the corner for being lonely, blames it on allergies*

That’s exactly what happened to this British dude who accidentally sent a ‘goodnight’ text to his boys via the messaging app WhatsApp. His friends were infinitely more forgiving than my group of friends would have been.

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What do you think, bros? How would your friends receive the message?

[h/t LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.