Dude Poses As Customer Service For Major Brands And Trolls The Shit Out Of Black Friday Lunatics On Facebook

If you’re the type of person who spends hours waiting in line for the first crack at Black Friday deals, you would not be invited to sit at my lunch table. I’m not saying you’re a bad person or that you’re not well-intentioned, I’m just saying I hate you with the passion of 1,000 fiery suns. I can’t quite put my finger on why I hate you or if the hatred is deserved, but I know I hate you and no receipt showing your half-off argyle socks will change that.

That’s why I was elated when I saw social media pranksters dubbed ‘Hope That Helps‘ troll the shit out of angry Black Friday customers by creating aliases for major brands and dropping truth bombs on their self-important asses.

Check out the best of the best below:

Kelly needs to get her fucking priorities straight.

Jeff doesn’t understand the concept of ‘irony.’

Jordan prefers to look his turkey in the eye before butchering it :). Savage.

Complaining about the new chicken broth packaging is why ISIS hates us.

William has no idea how capitalism works. William is a fucking idiot. 


Ina has never experienced any real struggles in her life.

Sometimes the simplest messages are the best messages. 


*slow clap*

[h/t Some E-Cards]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.