Family Finds An Army Of Rattlesnakes In Their Home After Finding One Clogging Their Toilet (Pics)


What’s more frightening than finding a snake in your toilet? Finding 23 more on your property. Duh. Big Country Snake Removal found two dozen snakes in the storm cellar and under the house after a family called in to report a snake in the toilet that resembles a Chipotle dump.

The snake removal company (I wouldn’t work for a snake removal company for seven figures), documented their huge haul in a Facebook post.






Gotta burn the fucking house to the ground.

[h/t For the Win]

Matt Keohan Avatar
Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.