Ladies, this song was not meant for you. The lyrics are literally:
Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, “Where my fat ass big bitches in the club?”
Fuck the skinny bitches,
Fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club, fuck you if you skinny bitches. What? Yeah!
Yea. I got a big fat ass. Come on!
None of you fall into the “fat ass” category. Regardless, Nicki Minaj dropped by the Alexander Wang Spring 2015 Fashion Show this past weekend and decided it would be a good idea to try and “teach” the models the “Anaconda” dance.
Spoiler alert: it’s awful.
I can’t stop watching everyone’s legs sway in sporadic directions; it makes me feel better about my horrendous lack of flexibility.