Nothing like a quick and easy “fuck you” without having to come out and say “fuck you.” Take this lovely lady, for example – her ex-boyfriend sent her a photo of himself and his new girlfriend in an attempt to make her jealous. How this would ever work without him coming across as a petty little bitch is beyond me, but the logic here is not important. What IS important, is that her response absolutely wrecked the dude, and deservedly so:
DAMN, shut DOWN! There’s two ways the conversation can go from here: he could either take it like a man and be cordial, or devolve into a screaming man-child who throws a tantrum every time his jab backfires.
I think we already know which it was:
“Unsubscribe” is my new go-to when I want to tell people to fuck off, even if we’re talking in person. Too bad this girl who got hit up on Facebook from some random stranger for a blowjob didn’t use it – there are times to be polite and times to be direct. In her case, this was a time to be rude and tell the guy to go die in a hole someplace far, far away from her: