A Florida woman (of course, Florida) named Jasmine Tridevil spent $20,000 to add a third breast and you’ll never believe it, but her reasons for doing such a thing don’t seem very sound.
First off, Jasmine Tridevil (totally her real name) says that she had to contact over 50 doctors before one would agree to add her third breast to make her look like the famous woman in Total Recall. Go figure.
“It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”
Of the one who agreed to carry out the operation, she claimed: “He made me sign a non-disclosure agreement as he was scared he’d get in trouble.” (source)
Shockingly, Jasmine Tridevil says that her family isn’t too thrilled about this move and as I previously mentioned, her reasoning for adding a third boob is about as crazy as the idea of doing it in the first place.
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”
“Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know… feel pretty.”
Well done Jasmine Tridevil, now no one will want to date her except for, you know, complete weirdos. Much better.
Of course, now she’s hunting for her own reality show (which kind of clues us in on why she REALLY did it) and says on her Facebook page that she she has appearances on Jimmy Kimmel and Inside Edition lined up. Can’t wait.